Look at that polar bear go.

Emma, MN. What.

theoztree:

theoztree:

There is a spider in my bed and I just want to sleep.

I took all of the blankets off my bed and shook them out. I have to conclude the spider is not on my bed anymore. It is free.

Fuck this. I’m going to sleep.

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

(via tomhiddleeston)

theoztree:

There is a spider in my bed and I just want to sleep.

I took all of the blankets off my bed and shook them out. I have to conclude the spider is not on my bed anymore. It is free.

There is a spider in my bed and I just want to sleep.

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

(via littleblackangelwings)

(Source: 9fail, via setosorcerer)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(via setosorcerer)

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via missile-mammal)

kid:

dad whats a 69

dad:

well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]